Jason's funny stuff

I taught the kids about the Anti-Nephi-Lehies from the Book of Mormon (anti-weehi-weehies according to Tyler). I told them that they buried their weapons and promised to never kill anyone again. Jason's eyes got big. "Not even bad guys?" he said. I told him nope, not even bad guys. He said "But not even monsters?!"

One night Jason asked if he could sleep on the floor. Since it was a school night I told him he couldn't. He pretended to shoot me with his fingers. I said "Why are you shooting me? I'm not a bad guy or a monster." He said, "Because you won't let me sleep on the floor." I said, "But I'm your mom. Don't you like me?" He considered that for a second then he pointed his "gun" at me and made a sucking noise. "I took it back," he said.